In case of being swallowed by a wolf, always bring a good book and a pillow and a blanket. Nothing in this world lasts forever. Certainly not wolves.
– Sasha Fletcher, “in case you are swallowed by a wolf,” published in Blunderbuss Magazine
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Shrek came out 13 years ago
I didn’t know shrek was gay
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*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*
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EVEN ED SHEERAN GETS IT.
OF COURSE ED SHEERAN GETS IT.
WHEN DOES ED SHEERAN NOT GET IT
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I’m gonna find your daughters.